Friday, August 1, 2014
We promised earthshaking announcements, and we meant it, literally. Get ready for the next stage of Poptropica Land, coming next week exclusively for Poptropica Members.
Some of you may have played the prototype of Poptropica Land a few months ago. Based on your feedback, we’ve rebuilt Poptropica Land from the ground up. You can now destroy and rebuild at will, creating whatever your imagination can dream!
This is still an alpha, and we’re hoping to learn even more from the fantastic things you’ll do with this version. We’ll let you know the moment the newest version of Poptropica Land is available — keep an eye out!
Yep, this long-awaited upgrade has finally arrived! Who’s excited? *crickets* *suddenly realizes is talking to dead stump infested with bugs* *facepalm* That little…TIMMY! *timmy scurries in* Yes, sir? Me: I THOUGHT I SAID I WANTED TO TALK TO PEOPLE! Timmy: Oh. I thought by people you meant bugs. Me: *almost strangles timmy* Nope-na-just get it right you little idiot. Timmy: NOPE I’M GOING TO BLAKE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!1 *timmy runs away* YOU LITTLE- *runs after*
In the meantime, please enjoy this video of a cat eating a banana.
*comes back holding timmy by the scruff of his neck*
Now…GET ME MY AUDIENCE!
Timmy: NO! I’ve got another trick up my sleeve. See you next time guys!